ARRSE
» Home
» Forums
» Last 50 Posts
» Gallery
Your Account
Lost you account details?
- You are: [USERNAME]
» Send new password
** will only work if you are not currently logged in to ARRSE **
ARRSEWear
Available in the ARRSE Shop-let
Our other sites:
» Navy-Net (Rum Ration)
» Rear Party (Families)
» Olive Jobs
» Olive Dating
Recent Gallery Pics
ARRSEPedia extract
Gangster Walts
This sub-group often lie about being involved with notorious criminals, doing drive-by shootings, heists, drug dealing, and growing up in 'The Hood' with their 'Homies'. In reality their only transgressions of the law are ASBOs, the odd parking fine and dealing aspirins to under 8s. This, however, does not prevent them from larging it about housing estates and gobbing off to complete strangers in a bizarre Jamaican patois, even though they've never left Ashford and are whiter than Billy Connoly on a sun lounger.......
Welcome to the first ever Army Rumour Service newsletter, long overdue and hopefully worth the wait. Whether you're a regular or not, we hope you'll enjoy the content of this newsletter and please do give us feedback. On with the show!
For those who haven't been on the site for a while, the big news of course is that after years of undetected (alleged) copyright abuse the good folks at Hasbro finally pulled the plug on Mr Potato Head. Needless to say a period of soul searching ensued followed by a competition which included some excellent (and nighmarish from the Butler) suggestions by the assorted ARRSE 'massive' before we came up with the incredibly original Mr Mushroom Head (above). Congratulations and thanks to Lord_Flasheart for the draft design and Legs for the original idea. Both contributed their prize money to charity, so £225 to the RBL and £75 to HfH.
If you have been on the site recently then you're probably up to speed with most of what is happening on the site; our recent battles with the evil Chinese footwear spammers, the incredibly long lived Baron Castleshortt threads, ARRSE's very own glamour model wannabee and the excellent fundraising efforts of the Holidays4Heroes volunteers.
Other developments include further expansion of the boards to include crazy foreigners and a bigger TA bit including a dedicated sub-board on joining. Other new boards cover shooting sports, motoring and the bizarrely popular..... cooking. Want the perfect egg banjo? You know where to look.
Now some bits and pieces:
ARRSE Functions
Did you know that that there is a PDA/phone friendly version of the ARRSE forums
Blast from the Past - 2004
Surely one of the greatest tales published on ARRSE - Stumpy the Wonder Dog
Admin / Mod Request
Please don't overuse the quote button. If you do quote then delete irrelevant bits. More and more people use small screens to access the site and reading the same long post over and over is a right pain in the ARRSE.
Next ARRSE Social
The next ARRSE social looks promising for the August bank holiday in the South West. It gets a big vague there, but there are already plenty of names on the list.
Most popular topics of the last 7 days
Measured by number of posts in that period, excluding the NAAFI bar.
| Guess the Movie Quote! |
| Films, Music and All Things Artsy Posts: 435 |
| Brown will be forced to step down - Labour meltdown |
| Current Affairs, News and Analysis Posts: 153 |
| Arrse Euro Election Opinion Poll |
| Current Affairs, News and Analysis Posts: 144 |
| Whats this, any plane spotters in? |
| Aviation Posts: 140 |
| UKIP having a cow about "folded" ballot papers |
| Current Affairs, News and Analysis Posts: 127 |
| D-Day snub to Queen |
| Current Affairs, News and Analysis Posts: 122 |
| Jacqui Smith to resign |
| Current Affairs, News and Analysis Posts: 116 |
| EU elections June 4th |
| Current Affairs, News and Analysis Posts: 110 |
| ADSC Chat & Queries |
| Joining Up (Regular) Posts: 92 |
| AK47 vs SA80 Question of lethality |
| Current Affairs, News and Analysis Posts: 91 |
Most active user of the last 7 days
Top tip.... resize an image and upload to the forums
For Windows XP users Microsoft offer an excellent resize gadget. And similar for Vista. Now to upload, follow these instructions.
That's All Folks
Finally we'd like to wish those at home a good weekend, but more importantly for those on/going on ops, look after yourselves and post some good phots on ARRSE when you get back safely.